"The Dangers of Heavy Anesthesia"
Wednesday, May 16th, 2012
Hello folks, have I ever been looking forward to this visit! Have a seat and let’s chat…~smile~
Sometimes these little visits of ours write themselves. This is one of those times. Seriously, I could not let y’all miss this one. Let me tell you a story. Recently a man in Austria made an appointment with a dentist who also happened to be the woman he had just broken up with only days earlier. The poor man had a tooth ache. That would be past tense. He does not have a tooth ache any longer. Miss Dentist fixed that.
After placing her ex under heavy anesthesia, Miss Dentist locked the door and proceeded to pull all of his teeth, all of them. Unconfirmed reports have it that her office staff did wonder why they could hear the boss saying, “He loves me…he loves me not…he loves me…he loves me not.” Okay, I made that last part up, but not the teeth pulling tragedy. That’s on the police record.
Miss Dentist is facing prison time— and get this— she has not bothered to deny her crime. Said Miss Dentist, “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions, but when I saw him lying there, I just decided to take all of his teeth out.” Whoopsy, daisy! My bad.
In an unfortunate case of things going downhill quickly, the poor fellow had already found himself a new Sweet Thang, only she dumped him soon as she got a look at his new toothless appearance. The unfortunate man will also have to have extensive and expensive dental work. I’m guessing he might collect referrals this time, or at the very least be open to suggestions. Sadly, mine comes a little late for him, but I feel it’s my duty to offer a heads-up to any other male who might find himself with an ache in his tooth or, and I stress this point, any other part of his anatomy.
Four out of five of my female friends recommend not allowing your ex-girlfriend to put you under anesthesia, for any reason, at any time.
You're welcome.
Hugs,
Shellie
Wednesday, May 16th, 2012
Hello folks, have I ever been looking forward to this visit! Have a seat and let’s chat…~smile~
Sometimes these little visits of ours write themselves. This is one of those times. Seriously, I could not let y’all miss this one. Let me tell you a story. Recently a man in Austria made an appointment with a dentist who also happened to be the woman he had just broken up with only days earlier. The poor man had a tooth ache. That would be past tense. He does not have a tooth ache any longer. Miss Dentist fixed that.
After placing her ex under heavy anesthesia, Miss Dentist locked the door and proceeded to pull all of his teeth, all of them. Unconfirmed reports have it that her office staff did wonder why they could hear the boss saying, “He loves me…he loves me not…he loves me…he loves me not.” Okay, I made that last part up, but not the teeth pulling tragedy. That’s on the police record.
Miss Dentist is facing prison time— and get this— she has not bothered to deny her crime. Said Miss Dentist, “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions, but when I saw him lying there, I just decided to take all of his teeth out.” Whoopsy, daisy! My bad.
In an unfortunate case of things going downhill quickly, the poor fellow had already found himself a new Sweet Thang, only she dumped him soon as she got a look at his new toothless appearance. The unfortunate man will also have to have extensive and expensive dental work. I’m guessing he might collect referrals this time, or at the very least be open to suggestions. Sadly, mine comes a little late for him, but I feel it’s my duty to offer a heads-up to any other male who might find himself with an ache in his tooth or, and I stress this point, any other part of his anatomy.
Four out of five of my female friends recommend not allowing your ex-girlfriend to put you under anesthesia, for any reason, at any time.
You're welcome.
Hugs,
Shellie
