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The All Things Southern Weekly
Bringing you the charm and heritage of the South...

Volume 1 Issue 036--May 02, 2002


IN THIS ISSUE:

"From the Publisher's Porch"
"Chuckles" Southern joke of the week
"A Taste of the South" Southern recipe of the week
"Spotlight on the South" News of interest
"It's Been Said..." Southern Quote of the week
"Southern Comfort" Inspiration from my heart to yours
"A Southern Exchange" Readers Write In

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       From the Publisher's Porch

        Shellie Rushing Tomlinson

Hello from All Things Southern! Please, my porch is your porch--have a seat and let's chat.~smile~

The weather is simply beautiful here. I wish I could bottle the smells around me. It's impossible to aptly describe the aroma of freshly turned dirt with its lingering scent of wild garlic. It's a smell that makes me nostalgic, taking me back to my growing up years and the heady promise of summer the first of May dangled in front of our school desks.

Speaking of fun, I believe there's a squirrel reunion going on in my neighborhood. Just this morning my son and I counted eleven in our front yard alone, running and scampering and chasing one another. Monday morning I was watching a similar scene when this gray and white bird chose one unfortunate party-goer and began to harass him like he'd stole a plank off the white house. Miss Bird chased that squirrel, screeching and squawking the whole time, all over my front yard. If he ran up a tree she flew up beside him and yelled in his face. If he ran down the tree--there she was. I'm telling you I felt so sorry for him I thought about breaking it up myself.

And then, yesterday, I was blowing leaves off the drive when I noticed a bird's nest lying barren at the base of a tree. Maybe that's what Mr. Squirrel's crime was. It looks like he might've been messing around where he didn't belong. Maybe he deserved that tongue-lashing after all. I'm glad I didn't get involved. :-)

By the way, last week when we met on the porch, I was muttering about "tomboys" not being a good enough name for us non-girly girls. It just doesn't do the breed justice. Well, I love the suggestions y'all sent in. I thought "tomtom girls" was my favorite, until someone suggested "bullrunners" (from the Bull Run Road Gang.) It has a certain flair, don't you think?

I'm going to let you get on with this week's Dixie gathering now. Have fun! Oh, yeah, Boudreaux's back in the Chuckles section. I hope that crazy Cajun makes you smile.

Hugs,
Shellie

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~~Chuckles~~

"Back Seat Drivers"

Boudreaux waz driving down de road de udder day wit his wife, Marie, and his mudder-in-law in de car.

Every couple hundred yard, de two women would take turns tellig him some'hing. "Slow down!" "Watch de udder car!" "Don't drive so close to the line!" "Look out for dat curve."

After awhile dis started to wear on Boudreaux. He slams on de brakes and pulls onto de shoulder of de road. Turning to Marie, he say, "Look, who's driving dis car? You or your mudder?"

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~~A Taste of the South~~

"Fried Dill Pickles"

Sometimes I substitute sliced jalapeno peppers for the pickles in this week's recipe. Either way--hot peppers or sour pickles--you'll find they're habit-forming.

"Fried Dill Pickles"

• 1 egg beaten
• 1 cup milk
• 3 and 1/2 cups flour
• 1 qt. sliced dill pickles
• vegetable oil
• salt and pepper to taste

Combine milk and egg in a bowl. Put the flour in a freezer bag and add salt and pepper. Dip drained pickles in egg mixture and then shake in flour. When pickles are coated well, deep fry in oil until they turn golden brown and float. Enjoy!

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~~Spotlight on the South~~

SPOTLIGHT ON THE NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER

SPOTLIGHT ON THE WHITE HOUSE NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER, 2002
A PROCLAMATION BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

May 2nd, 2002

Since our Nation's founding, Americans have turned to prayer for inspiration, strength, and guidance. In times of trial, we ask God for wisdom, courage, direction, and comfort. We offer thanks for the countless blessings God has provided. And we thank God for sanctifying every human life by creating each of us in His image. As we observe this National Day of Prayer, we call upon the Almighty to continue to bless America and her people.

Especially since September 11, millions of Americans have been led to prayer. They have prayed for comfort in a time of grief, for understanding in a time of anger, and for protection in a time of uncertainty. We have all seen God's great faithfulness to our country. America's enemies sought to weaken and destroy us through acts of terror. None of us would ever wish on anyone what happened on September 11th. Yet tragedy and sorrow none of us would choose have brought forth wisdom, courage, and generosity. In the face of terrorist attacks, prayer provided Americans with hope and strength for the journey ahead.

God has blessed our Nation beyond measure. We give thanks for our families and loved ones, for the abundance of our land and the fruits of labor, for our inalienable rights and liberties, and for a great Nation that leads the world in efforts to preserve those rights and liberties. We give thanks for all those across the world who have joined with America in the fight against terrorism. We give thanks for the men and women of our military, who are fighting to defend our Nation and the future of civilization.

We continue to remember those who are suffering and face hardships. We pray for peace throughout the world.

On this National Day of Prayer, I encourage Americans to remember the words of St. Paul: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God." The Congress, by Public Law 100-307, as amended, has called on our citizens to reaffirm the role of prayer in our society and to honor the religious diversity our freedom permits by recognizing annually a "National Day of Prayer."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim May 2, 2002, as a National Day of Prayer. I ask Americans to pray for God's protection, to express gratitude for our blessings, and to seek moral and spiritual renewal. I urge all our citizens to join in observing this day with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-sixth day of April, in the year of our Lord two thousand two, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and twenty-sixth.

GEORGE W. BUSH

National Day of Prayer's Website

~Shellie

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~~It's Been Said...~~

"There is as much dignity in plowing a field as in writing a poem."

--Booker T. Washington

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~~Southern Comfort~~

One day when my sisters and I were small we decided it was a good day for hunting. We weren't particular about the quarry-- birds, rabbits, it was all the same. We didn't even want to kill our captives, just turn them into pets. With dogged determination we set out to build a trap like the ones we'd seen work famously in the Saturday Morning cartoons.

We took an old cardboard box and propped it up on one end with a sizable stick. Our bait came from Mama's kitchen when her back was turned. We attached one end of a long string to the stick and trailed the other to our hiding spot behind Daddy's pump shed. I can still remember us peeking out every second to see if we had any approaching suspects. To our great frustration, our family cat kept upturning our box and wrecking our hunt until she eventually wore down our resolve and caused up to give up.

If only the enemy of our soul was as obvious. Unfortunately, Old Slewfoot's been setting traps ever since Eve ran into one in the garden--and he's a lot smoother than my sisters and I were. His traps are better concealed.

Maybe you got in a fight with your spouse, and you just don't want to be the first to apologize, again. So, it's been days since you've spoken, no big deal, right? Or maybe you never argue at all, but you've allowed yourself to drift away emotionally. If you were able to see the end of that string you might be surprised. It could be a trap for your marriage...

Maybe you've been feeling sorry for yourself. Everyone else has it made! And you work so hard--why look at so-and-so, they don't even try to serve the Lord and look how great things are going for them. The Bible tells us that the joy of the Lord is our strength." Hmmm...anyone after yours?

Although the naivety of our little girl trap might be charming, the scope of the Devil's plans is anything but. John 10:10 tells us the Devil comes to steal, kill and destroy. Come on folks, keep an eye out for those strings--especially the hidden ones.

~Shellie

"Surely in vain a net is spread in the sight of any bird." Proverbs 1:17

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~~Southern Exchange~~

Your letters:

Dear Shellie,

I so enjoy your ezine. Like so many others have said, it does bring back the memories...I was raised in Louisiana in the community of Lone Pine, out from Winnsborro and Crowville, on the Bayou Macon. My uncle used to manage the ferry that crossed the bayou, (before the bridge, which I helped build). Another uncle owned a sawmill right on the banks of the bayou.

Well, my cousins and I would all slide down the sawdust pile that was spewed out by the sawmill. To help us slide easier, we would sometime use an old rough board. Needless to say my Mother would threaten me body and soul when I would come home with my underwear in shreds. What she didn't know was that half the time our feet ended up in the water. The old saying that God takes care of drunks and fools must be true--I was between the age of 5 and 8. So you see, there was never anything girly-girl about my childhood. I could probably write a book about my memories or at least supply you with a few chapters.

Please keep entertaining us and by the way, your recipes are great too!

Have a blessed day,
Boo Robinson
Bastrop, Louisisana

(Dear Boo, thanks for sharing your story. I'm sure the other porchers got as big a smile out of it as I did! Hugs~Shellie)

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Hi Shellie and fellow porchers,

I was raised in Danbury, Connecticut. My grandparents had a two- family home and they lived downstairs and my parents lived upstairs. I was downstairs with my grandparents most of the time. I adored them. They were from Italy and my grandma used to entertain me with stories of her childhood in Italy.

I'm still in Connecticut, but my recent experiences have taught me that the people of the South are lovely and very friendly. Some of my next door neighbors were from the south. We became really good friends and then their husbands's jobs transferred them back to the south. ;-( I miss them all! (None of them liked Connecticut anyway, or were too fond of the people here. I can't say I blame them, people here just aren't as nice.) Southerners have a lot to teach us up here about being friendly. From pictures I've seen of the south it's really beautiful also.

Thanks for letting me say hello to you and everyone on the porch. I love your newsletter and your website. I can tell you put a lot of hard work into it!

Hugs,
Catherine
Bethel, Connecticut

(Hello Catherine! Wow, you've made my little southern heart swell with pride. Thank you on behalf of all my southern friends. ~Shellie)

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Dear Shellie,

Just had to let you know how much I enjoy your site. I'm a brand new subscriber but I feel right at home. You bring a little bit of the south to my computer and my life. It's a comfort to read your words for that is the way I speak.

Keep up the good work.

God Bless You,
Marla Jo Copeland
Coweta, Oklahoma

(Hello Marla Jo in Oklahoma! I'm glad you found a "home" on the All Things Southern porch. We're happy to have you. Hugs, Shellie)

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ATS NEWS:

Okay, this is what I've been thinking about our ATS T-shirts (http://www.allthingssouthern.com/tshirts.html)... Why don't we all wear them on Thursdays? I think it'd be fun to run into another porcher! Better yet, why don't you scan or mail me a picture of yourself wearing the ATS shirt and let me post it on the website! I'll make a brand new page just for ATS porch pics! Come on, loosen up and have fun--we're all about celebrating the south, remember? ~smile (Watch the website for this new page, I'll have it up before our next chat.)

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~~A Southern Definition~~

"If the only hunting you've ever done was in a mall and involved finding that perfect outfit...you could have been a girly girl."

--Shellie Rushing Tomlinson

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(pssst) I'm hard at work on WHAT SOUTHERN MOMS TELL THEIR DAUGHTERS...If you've been thinking about sending in your mom's wisdom, it's time to quit procrastinating. You know she wouldn't like that. :-) Here's the project description again:

WHAT SOUTHERN MOMS TELL THEIR DAUGHTERS... About love and marriage: "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor one!" Do you remember your southern mom's advice about love,marriage, relationships and life in general? Then join the fun; this project is exploding! Write me at tomtom@allthingssouthern.com to have your mom's advice memorialized in my new book: WHAT SOUTHERN MOMS TELL THEIR DAUGHTERS...

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