Porch Chat Archives
"Papa's Heart Attack, The Big Reveal"
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Papa's heart attack tells a story all it's own! Read More
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Papa's heart attack tells a story all it's own! Read More
"Spit-Shined in Public"
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
I wanna talk Easter memories but first I must share what Mama did at one of my recent speaking engagements! I love Mama traveling with me, really I do--but you have to watch her. She can get caught up in the moment… Read More
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
I wanna talk Easter memories but first I must share what Mama did at one of my recent speaking engagements! I love Mama traveling with me, really I do--but you have to watch her. She can get caught up in the moment… Read More
"Too Many Programs Open"
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
I’ve been duped, swindled, suckered... Don’t laugh; chances are you’ve bought a load or two of the same fertilizer. I’m talking about the buzzword of the millennium: multi-tasking. Read More
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
I’ve been duped, swindled, suckered... Don’t laugh; chances are you’ve bought a load or two of the same fertilizer. I’m talking about the buzzword of the millennium: multi-tasking. Read More
"Forcing Liquids Can Be Tricky"
Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
Shellie feels sorry for the little yard younguns headed back to school in this heat! Read More
Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
Shellie feels sorry for the little yard younguns headed back to school in this heat! Read More
"Paulette's in a Twit about Chubby Profiling"
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
Shellie hears Paulette out on a provision in the new healthcare bill. Read More
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
Shellie hears Paulette out on a provision in the new healthcare bill. Read More
"SPECIAL UPDATE FROM SHELLIE"
Thursday, August 12th, 2010
Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, Belle of All Things Southern has a little fun with telemarketers. Read More
Thursday, August 12th, 2010
Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, Belle of All Things Southern has a little fun with telemarketers. Read More
"Picking with Strangers, Part I"
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
Shellie discusses what not to do when a cop stops you for speeding. Read More
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
Shellie discusses what not to do when a cop stops you for speeding. Read More
"Matrimony and Missile Dense Shields for All"
Monday, July 19th, 2010
Shellie recalls her Beloved Hubby's Own Independence Day Read More
Monday, July 19th, 2010
Shellie recalls her Beloved Hubby's Own Independence Day Read More
"Pardon Me, Is That Bacon You're Wearing?"
Monday, July 12th, 2010
Shellie reports on the development of rainbow colored bacon?! Read More
Monday, July 12th, 2010
Shellie reports on the development of rainbow colored bacon?! Read More
"All Knotted Up in the Ties That Bind"
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
Shellie discusses her southern DNA~ Read More
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
Shellie discusses her southern DNA~ Read More
"For Love of The Red, The White, and The Blue"
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
Shellie asks We the People to reconsider the concept of unity! Read More
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
Shellie asks We the People to reconsider the concept of unity! Read More
"What's Jethro Got To Do With It?!"
Monday, June 21st, 2010
Shellie discusses a vacation trend for rich folks! Read More
Monday, June 21st, 2010
Shellie discusses a vacation trend for rich folks! Read More
"Mama Ruth Causes a Scene at Church!"
Monday, June 14th, 2010
Shellie brings a classic Mama Ruth and Aunt Eddie back to the porch by popular demand. Read More
Monday, June 14th, 2010
Shellie brings a classic Mama Ruth and Aunt Eddie back to the porch by popular demand. Read More
"Southern Mama Wisdom for Grads (That The Rest of Y'all Should Know Too) "
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
Shellie dispenses advice for Grads that she would've shared, had she been asked! Read More
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
Shellie dispenses advice for Grads that she would've shared, had she been asked! Read More
"End of the School Year Blues"
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
Shellie shares another one from Aunt Marleta and Uncle Stan! Read More
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
Shellie shares another one from Aunt Marleta and Uncle Stan! Read More
"Above and Beyond the Call of Duty"
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
Clara's Daddy goes above and beyond the call of customer service. Read More
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
Clara's Daddy goes above and beyond the call of customer service. Read More
"A Poor Excuse for a Party!"
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Shellie opines on a suspect birthday party and it's possible consequences for the belle. Read More
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Shellie opines on a suspect birthday party and it's possible consequences for the belle. Read More
"I May Fit and Fall Out"
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
Shellie is calling for a Congressional Investigation into PantyGate Read More
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
Shellie is calling for a Congressional Investigation into PantyGate Read More
"Uncle Stan's Undercover Humor"
Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
Shellie discusses the art of finding humor all around us and illustrates with a story from two of the porch's favorite characters, Uncle Stan and Aunt Marleta. Read More
Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
Shellie discusses the art of finding humor all around us and illustrates with a story from two of the porch's favorite characters, Uncle Stan and Aunt Marleta. Read More
"Taking Care of Business, Southern Mama Style"
Monday, April 26th, 2010
Southern Mamas aren't afraid to stand up and fight! Read More
Monday, April 26th, 2010
Southern Mamas aren't afraid to stand up and fight! Read More
"The People's Art"
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, host of All Things Southern discusses the art of storytelling! Read More
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, host of All Things Southern discusses the art of storytelling! Read More
"Beware the African Mongoose!"
Monday, March 15th, 2010
I've reached into the archive vault and pulled out a classic for y'all. Read More
Monday, March 15th, 2010
I've reached into the archive vault and pulled out a classic for y'all. Read More
















