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Advance praise for Sue Ellen's Girl Ain't Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy! "There is nothing much funnier than someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously and just "tells it all." I know. I've made a pretty good living doing just that. As a Yard Bubba ( You'll have to read the book for an explanation ) living in a house full of Southern Belles I am here to tell you that Shellie Rushing Tomlinson is laugh out loud funny. For anyone that has an ounce of Southern blood flowing through their veins or those that wish they did, this book is going to be a treasure!" -- Jeff Foxworthy
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"It Can Be Rough Out There"
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

It Can Be Rough Out There     Read More
"Post Mortem Makeovers"
Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Post Mortem Makeovers     Read More
"Ruthie Thinks it Through!"
Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Ruthie Thinks it Through!     Read More
"SRC Alert"
Thursday, January 12th, 2012

SRC Alert     Read More
"Crazy Glue Marriage"
Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Crazy Glue Marriage     Read More
"Sometimes You Don't Know Until You Do"
Friday, December 30th, 2011

Sometimes You Don't Know Until You Do     Read More
"Merry Christmas from All Things Southern"
Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Merry Christmas from All Things Southern     Read More
"Shellie's Not So Glamorous Life"
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Shellie's Not So Glamorous Life     Read More
"What Was I Saying?!"
Thursday, December 8th, 2011

What Was I Saying?!     Read More
"Shellie Launches the SRC Foundation"
Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Shellie Launches the SRC Foundation     Read More
"Hip Won't Always Be Hot!"
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Hip Won't Always Be Hot!     Read More
"Sister, Sister"
Thursday, November 17th, 2011

Sister, Sister     Read More
"Pinning it on Papa!"
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Pinning it on Papa!     Read More
"Bubba Spills the Beans"
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Bubba Spills the Beans     Read More
"Language Barriers Can Come Back to Bite You"
Friday, October 28th, 2011

Language Barriers Can Come Back to Bite You     Read More
"Knock, Knock, Who's There? Dixie Belle!"
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Knock, Knock, Who's There? Dixie Belle!     Read More
"Big Kids and Booger Bears"
Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

Big Kids and Booger Bears     Read More
"Please Don't Call Security"
Thursday, October 6th, 2011

Please Don't Call Security     Read More
"Kiddie Leashes and Doggie Diapers, All the Proof You Need"
Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Kiddie Leashes and Doggie Diapers, All the Proof You Need     Read More
"Keep an Eye on your BFF!"
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Keep an Eye on your BFF!     Read More
"Vigilante Mama Handles It"
Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

Vigilante Mama Handles It     Read More
"I've Got Your Back, Paula Deen!"
Thursday, September 8th, 2011

I've Got Your Back, Paula Deen!     Read More
"Belles, Beaus, and Decorating Disasters"
Monday, August 29th, 2011

Belles, Beaus, and Decorating Disasters     Read More
"Maybe I'm Just Resting My Eyes!"
Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Maybe I'm Just Resting My Eyes!     Read More
"My Suggestions for Washington Gridlock"
Thursday, August 11th, 2011

My Suggestions for Washington Gridlock     Read More
"There Went Shellie's Shot at Fame"
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

There Went Shellie's Shot at Fame     Read More
"Shellie Opines on Gender Bending"
Saturday, July 23rd, 2011

Shellie Opines on Gender Bending     Read More
"Waterboarding Could Be an Option!"
Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Waterboarding Could Be an Option!     Read More
"Perhaps the Beautiful People Need an Alibi!"
Friday, July 8th, 2011

Perhaps the Beautiful People Need an Alibi!     Read More
"Who Screams for Locust Ice Cream?"
Friday, July 1st, 2011

Who Screams for Locust Ice Cream?     Read More
"Cuzin Michelle, The Professional Tanner"
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

Cuzin Michelle, The Professional Tanner     Read More
"Poncy Rules the Day"
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Poncy Rules the Day     Read More
"Shellie Tattles on Mary Elisabeth"
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Shellie Tattles on Mary Elisabeth     Read More
"These Boots are Made for What?"
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

These Boots are Made for What?     Read More
"Newt's In, Huck's Out, and I Approve This Message"
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Newt's In, Huck's Out, and I Approve This Message     Read More
"Yours Truly, a Threat to National Security?"
Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Yours Truly, a Threat to National Security?     Read More
"Special Update "
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Special weather update     Read More
"I Had a Little Run-In with King George"
Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

I Had a Little Run-In with King George     Read More
"It's a Come to Jesus Meeting"
Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

It's a Come to Jesus Meeting     Read More
"It Rhymes with Cart!"
Thursday, April 7th, 2011

It Rhymes with Cart!     Read More
"Papa Sets the Record Straight!"
Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Papa Sets the Record Straight!     Read More
"Ludie Mae's Comedy of Errors"
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Ludie Mae's Comedy of Errors     Read More
"Hold Everything!"
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Hold Everything!     Read More
"You Wanna Put Chicken Fat, Where?"
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

You Want to Put Chicken Fat, Where?     Read More
"The Story of a Reformed Mule"
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

The Story of a Reformed Mule     Read More
"Calling Pompadour!"
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Calling Pompadour!     Read More
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Don't Worry, Be Happy     Read More
"The Day the Government Came Calling"
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

The Day the Government Came Calling     Read More
"Super Bowl Footage and Video Madness at ATS"
Monday, January 31st, 2011

Did you know there’s no video footage of the first Super Bowl game?     Read More
"Inspiration from Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum"
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

It occurs to me that you never know what’s going to catch the public’s fancy.     Read More
"Rocking with the Pulpwood Queen Fashionistas!"
Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

I've got all kinds of news to share but I'm forcing myself to hold myself back and leave it for the postscripts.     Read More
"Aunt Marleta Schools the Hoodlums!"
Monday, January 10th, 2011

Phil has us a roaring fire going in the great room as it is much too cold to meet on the cyber porch!     Read More
"Where the Money is in 2011"
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Hello folks! How in tarnation are y'all? Recovering from the holidays?     Read More
"What Was I Saying?!"
Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

What Was I Saying?!     Read More
"Beloved Hubby Reveals a Man Secret"
Monday, December 27th, 2010

Hello friends! Thanks for dropping by.     Read More
"Tis a Great Season to Make Your Car Holler"
Monday, December 20th, 2010

There I was, trudging around the parking lot in a strange city thinking how my life often feels like that Groundhog Day movie, you know, the one where Bill Murray keeps living the same day over and over?     Read More
"Welcome Back to the Porch"
Monday, December 13th, 2010

I've been a tad busy lately welcoming our third grandchild into the family.     Read More
"Sissy Has Her Own Style"
Monday, December 6th, 2010

Hello folks, and welcome back to the All Things Southern porch on this beautiful December day.     Read More
"You Can Text that Again?!"
Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Time is sure flying, isn't it? Today is the last day of our 30 Days of Thankfulness Drive.     Read More
"Mrs. Ersa's Cracks Up the Baby Shower!"
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Hello folks! I was just thinking about how many holidays we've seen come and go together and it just flat out amazes me to know that this is our 9th Thanksgiving.     Read More
"Genetics, Coincidence, or Prophetic? It's a Toss Up!"
Monday, November 15th, 2010

Genetics, Coincidence, or Prophetic? It's a Toss Up!     Read More
" Facebook and Headknocking"
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Facebook and Headknocking     Read More
"Don't Look Down!"
Monday, November 1st, 2010

Shellie isn't big on the new see thru plane thingy.     Read More
"Shellie Admits to Not Being MENSA Material"
Monday, October 25th, 2010

Shellie laughs last...     Read More
"Spray on Clothes and This Brave New World"
Monday, October 18th, 2010

Shellie is still voting against public indecency!     Read More
"What Not to Say to a Pregnant Woman, Part II"
Monday, October 11th, 2010

Shellie continues the discussion about the insensitive things said to pregnant women!     Read More
"What Not to Say to a Pregnant Woman"
Monday, October 4th, 2010

Shellie helps foster better communication between the belles and beaus.     Read More
"Elephants, Donkeys, and Hybrids-- Oh, My!"
Monday, September 27th, 2010

A little political fun!     Read More
"Driving Directions Gone Wild"
Monday, September 20th, 2010

Shellie sticks up for the men!     Read More
"Matriarchs Know Best"
Monday, September 13th, 2010

Shellie dreams of becoming a matriarch...     Read More
"Who's Ready for Some Football?!"
Monday, September 6th, 2010

Shellie notices that some people seem more ready for some football than others and offers a few suggestions to bring everyone together this season!     Read More
"Papa's Heart Attack, The Big Reveal"
Monday, August 30th, 2010

Papa's heart attack tells a story all it's own!     Read More
"Forcing Liquids Can Be Tricky"
Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Shellie feels sorry for the little yard younguns headed back to school in this heat!     Read More
"Paulette's in a Twit about Chubby Profiling"
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Shellie hears Paulette out on a provision in the new healthcare bill.     Read More
"Picking at Strangers, Part II"
Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, Belle of All Things Southern has a little fun with telemarketers.     Read More
"Picking with Strangers, Part I"
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Shellie discusses what not to do when a cop stops you for speeding.     Read More
"Matrimony and Missile Dense Shields for All"
Monday, July 19th, 2010

Shellie recalls her Beloved Hubby's Own Independence Day     Read More
"Pardon Me, Is That Bacon You're Wearing?"
Monday, July 12th, 2010

Shellie reports on the development of rainbow colored bacon?!     Read More
"All Knotted Up in the Ties That Bind"
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

Shellie discusses her southern DNA~     Read More
"For Love of The Red, The White, and The Blue"
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Shellie asks We the People to reconsider the concept of unity!     Read More
"What's Jethro Got To Do With It?!"
Monday, June 21st, 2010

Shellie discusses a vacation trend for rich folks!     Read More
"Mama Ruth Causes a Scene at Church!"
Monday, June 14th, 2010

Shellie brings a classic Mama Ruth and Aunt Eddie back to the porch by popular demand.     Read More
"Southern Mama Wisdom for Grads (That The Rest of Y'all Should Know Too) "
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Shellie dispenses advice for Grads that she would've shared, had she been asked!     Read More
"End of the School Year Blues"
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Shellie shares another one from Aunt Marleta and Uncle Stan!     Read More
"Above and Beyond the Call of Duty"
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Clara's Daddy goes above and beyond the call of customer service.     Read More
"A Poor Excuse for a Party!"
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Shellie opines on a suspect birthday party and it's possible consequences for the belle.     Read More
"I May Fit and Fall Out"
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Shellie is calling for a Congressional Investigation into PantyGate     Read More
"Uncle Stan's Undercover Humor"
Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Shellie discusses the art of finding humor all around us and illustrates with a story from two of the porch's favorite characters, Uncle Stan and Aunt Marleta.     Read More
"Taking Care of Business, Southern Mama Style"
Monday, April 26th, 2010

Southern Mamas aren't afraid to stand up and fight!     Read More
"The People's Art"
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, host of All Things Southern discusses the art of storytelling!     Read More
"Beware the African Mongoose!"
Monday, March 15th, 2010

I've reached into the archive vault and pulled out a classic for y'all.     Read More
"Spit-Shined in Public"
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

I wanna talk Easter memories but first I must share what Mama did at one of my recent speaking engagements! I love Mama traveling with me, really I do--but you have to watch her. She can get caught up in the moment…     Read More
"Too Many Programs Open"
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

I’ve been duped, swindled, suckered... Don’t laugh; chances are you’ve bought a load or two of the same fertilizer. I’m talking about the buzzword of the millennium: multi-tasking.     Read More
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